5 Things I Know: Stella Artois is a 365 beer, what is a Nick Leddy, and congrats to a dear friend

Calm down, beer snobs. Stella Artois is a fine beer. It’s like the hot librarian that can wear a sundress all year long. No matter what the temperature is outside, she just makes it work. Being a full-blown heterosexual male allows me to talk so colorfully about a lady. Hope everyone’s still with me and hasn’t hit the cancel button yet.

The truth is I’ve drank a very moderate share of craft beer during my life, my hardcore beeraholics who just left their yeast fermentation class. I have downed a 14 ABV devil and followed that up with a Rasputin. I was a fan of Guinness Black Lager before it left. I crushed hard on 4 Hands Passion Fruit Prussia and Shocktop.

Facts: Tank 7 from Boulevard Brewing and Incarnation from 4 Hands are first class cool to cold weather beers. If you drink and don’t sip those bad boys, a soul may depart the body. So tread wisely, my friends.