The Rant: Keep JD Vance far away from the White House

His movie sucked. His opinions on women suck. He all together just sucks.

If you don’t like my political commentary or opinions, it’s okay. All articles weren’t made to be beloved or consumed like a milk shake. I can’t be everyone’s cup of tea and someone’s favorite whisky at the same time, so continue with me as I roast a guy who shouldn’t be mayor of a small town mayor much less Vice President of the United States.

JD Vance. Shut the fuck up. Every time you open your mouth, the nation literally weakens. Why do people think you’re a person who should be VP? Your political views, author status, and overall appeal don’t scream anything valuable. It screams hate and ignorance. I really wish there were minor league affiliates for politicians. They should go through the ranks first before getting the job of a lifetime. It’s a good way of keeping the morons out.

Vance wouldn’t make it far in the minors in a perfect world. He called women who don’t have kids but rock a shit ton of responsibility anyway “childless cat ladies” in a television interview, opening the door for the usually politically silent Jennifer Aniston to roast him on Instagram. She did it right, too, begging for a world where Vance’s daughter can bear children.