Welcome to 'Ramble on': An introduction to the unfiltered me

The first rule of fight club is that you should read EVERY WORD

The first rule of “Ramble on with DB” is that the gloves are off. I’ll say what I want and say things that won’t appear on KSDK, Jewish Light, the Dose, or Game Time. These will be concealed yet juicy ramblings: honest yet explanatory, and overall just a closer glimpse at who I am.

I know what you’re thinking: Is he going to make us pay for this shit? Yes I will. Why do you think it should be free? If that’s the case, go ahead and pump that gas for free and grab a free steak at Tucker’s while you’re at it. In case you weren’t looking, this is a business, not a community. If you want the goods, pony up the dough. Reference: The Athletic, Los Angeles Times, the New York Times, Washington Post, etc.

Here, I will discuss Uber tales from my three years as a driver, a time that included over 3,600 rides.

~I will discuss the Cardinals and not hold back. If you start to feel bad about me critiquing millionaires playing a game, tear open a Snickers.

~I will review movies that I haven’t reviewed anywhere else, including recent films. Since these aren’t going on Rotten Tomatoes, I will be able to print the word, “fuck,” a number of times. Ask your parents if that’s okay to read before you do.

~I will discuss food trends, dad life moments, and favorite beers. All the topics that don’t fit on the popular websites, yet people care about.

~Since I am a medical marijuana patient, I will discuss strains and effects. Don’t worry, it’s not 1970. Weed is okay.

~I will discuss why I hate musicals, Tobey Maguire’s face, cooked mushrooms, orange juice with pulp, and the whispering annoyance of Billie Eilesh.

I will do all of this in a shorter group of words or a very, very long page of words. No promises, just me and my opinions. Subscribe, tell a friend, make a new friend and tell them.

Until next time, just breathe.

Ps. I forgot to edit this, so sorry.